the annex

hog theater hits

liz’s 10ish minutes of bacon snouted absurdity (in tutus!) lewis carrolled its way into our dream consciousness, charm schoolers!

cabaret april threw her voice into the lips of a dummy then responded to herself, saying, “i love dead flies.  the way they remind me of individuals who have met their fate.”  dim the lights!

liz you will be missed.

special thanks to paggi for juicing the crowd up beforehand.  thanks for the homopathic medicine.

stop snitchin' snitchin' snitchin'

dan deacon said that china set off the earthquake in china.

the united states gave ted kennedy a tumor.

kai’s room is within a room within a room just like any dumpster is within a room within a room.

ariel was at the club charles last week.

annex theater adopted two kittens that jason from wzt hearts found in a shoe.

jake said that you’ll never convince anyone that the kittens were adopted as substitutes for josh (who is traveling and doing cool stuff in south america) because josh isn’t a kitten - he’s an anarcho-syndicalist or something.

seth hasn’t received a reply, yet!

the fbi is sending moles to vegan potlucks.

the rats are playing golf.

baltimore is the most important thing on earth.

the sidewalk said “people need art for their heart” and “people need health care to be fair” and it be like “take a look around you”.

barack obama is bill cosby.

tay zonday is a socialist.

some unknown dude tagged the abandoned row “many shortages”.

owen from teeth mountain said that bands were playing on top of - while others played basketball inside of a bus that eats vegetables, so call the police.

ed schrader said it’s a tough call and he’s no scientist.

laRouche said stop faking it, barney.

bears and twinks are mowing private lawns.

prisoners are mowing the field over there.

those guys in there are building movie sets.

they meant to say communifornication.

and joseph, like …